Sam Marble

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

GO BATTLEHAWKS! #BattlehawksGameDay

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Didn't realize "bottomless" mimosas referred to the drink and not the dress code, my apologies to everyone in this airport.

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

Classy Buffalo.

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

Someone asked to see my ID today for the first time in months. I guess my retinol is working 😂

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

STFU Skip.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Mahomes goes out and Cleveland's D collapses, letting an undrafted RB who ran a 4.7 40 gash them twice. Come on, Myles Garrett.

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

Kings and Queens

[ben6in8 @ben6in8]

Working in the other room of our home. Hearing moaning and groans coming from living room TV. Is my wife watching porn? I go to investigate. No. It’s some Victorian era soap opera garbage called Bridgerton. I says, what is this garbage? She says, it’s like old school “New Girl.”

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

@kickcat13 @ben6in8 Correction. Gossip girl! It’s super juicy! Do it!

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

@marcuss215 @SouthwestAir I know 😡 I’m done playing nice.

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

Hey @SouthwestAir did you know there is pandemic going on?! Stealing your customers money by not extending travel funds is absurd. We aren’t asking for a refund, we are asking for an extension. You still get my money. #NeverAgain

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

@marcuss215 @SouthwestAir Nope. This is from a flight I cancelled this year and the travel funds expire Jan 23rd. They won’t even extend it 6 months for me. $600+ down the drain.

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

Crying like a baby❤️💛

[FanSided @FanSided]

Chills.

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

#QuitSharingFakeStories

Seriously, do your research before you repost.

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

Just set 5 alarms hoping I wake up in time for work tomorrow😖 #ChiefsKingdom #SuperBowl2020

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

@maddieforney @mayceehoover @Players1985 @whatttheKell Let’s plan it!

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

Ben just said our unity ceremony at the wedding should be creating an omelet....................................🤨

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

Sarah Snook’s #GoldenGlobes gown is what dreams are made of 😍

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

Are you Impish or Admirable this Christmas?

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

Ben just applied for a job at Dominos while picking up our order..........................................................................he stated, “I’m getting married and I need supplemental income.” 😑

[Sam Marble @sam__marble]

Like ... Karen.. don’t challenge me.
YOU.WILL.LOSE