Sam

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[george @StokeyyG2]

fair enough channel 5

[Football Mumble @football_mumble]

Who made this? 🤣

[charlie @charlie__BRFC]

Me to the family after keeping our team in the quiz after they’ve got the last 5 wrong

[Sam @sam__murphy]

If there’s another lockdown I’m quick dead

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

“Oh I’ve actually been vaccinated for about 3 months now. Side effects weren’t too bad but I’ve been convincing Dwight that I’m slowly turning into a zombie. I started off groaning and pretending I didn’t notice it. Now I just Google brains and stare at them. . .hungrily.”

[Soccer AM @SoccerAM]

A reminder to NEVER TOUCH JACK GREALISH'S HAIR 😂

The second look is everything 🤣

[Sam @sam__murphy]

FOOTBALL IS COMING HOME 🥅 ⚽️

[Jaack @Jaack]

Like and Retweet this tweet, and if England win 7-3 tonight with Stones bagging a hat-trick and Pickford scoring the 7th in the 88th minute. I will send 1 random person £500k.

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Today is the day.

Come on England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Sam @sam__murphy]

Wow! can’t believe that was 3 weeks ago!

[Sam @sam__murphy]

High-key me

[Sam @sam__murphy]

A classic

[Sam @sam__murphy]

@georgia_harris8 Die of happiness

[Sam @sam__murphy]

This view actually gets me so #ard

[Sam @sam__murphy]

Lockdown makes the Twitter addiction sky high

[Sam @sam__murphy]

@DanielB60365864 I think you hit the nail on the knee

[Sam @sam__murphy]

1) got strava
2) went for a run
3) will never run again
😎😜

[Sam @sam__murphy]

???

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Mr Potato Head is to get a name change after being made gender neutral https://t.co/zPxhGIdRWd

[Sam @sam__murphy]

Brb making an appointment at the hospital to get my stomach pumped on June 21st