Sam.

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[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[FFP @FF_Podcast_]

Introducing the Indy Milf slayer himself @fresan_reese11 all time bad takes. Hates drafting QB’s. A snow bunny’s worst nightmare.

[Sam. @sam__parkison]

@LCapitanBets Back pedaling to in 6 or in 7?

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Red Sox prospect Andy Lugo with the highest bat-flip of the 2025 season and I’m not sure anyone’s gonna beat it.

[Hunter the BeerKid™ @theBeerkid69]

Ohtani in the waiting room while Mamiko’s in labor:

[Tim | Vite Ramen Founder @TimJZheng]

Locked in. Changing my life. Optimizing for peak efficiency

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[J @jkav02]

fucking hell it’s neigh mysterio

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I use to whoop liquor ass … that shit got hands now 😔

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

cooper dejean pick 6. mac mcclung 3x dunk champion. richie incognito being absolved. white boy summer may never end

[Mason @resepuff3]

I need to replace my screen time with beautiful woman time

[Mark Jackson’s Burner @casualtakeking]

Bud wasn’t even trying to hide it 😭

[Colbie “loves-em” Young @ATL_is_da_best]

Thanks mom, could it get worse

[Jeremiah Smith @JJwiththeshifts]

Oh ur buying her flowers? Nice. I’m working on my mid-post game before I become dangerously intoxicated later #BagTalk #CaitlinClark

[Kongo @KongoFuture]

When a Fan FaceTimed his Dog so he could see Future Perform

[Dr. Bunsen @chadbunsen]

Gf got me boxed like a fish. How tf does she know who Will Levis is