SaM sHeiL$

“Yo I never see you in the clubs” pshh I never see you in the bank

[Mom @mom_agency_]

Claude's first day at Dunder Mifflin

[SaM sHeiL$ @sam__sheils]

Still in shock, can’t believe we finally did it

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

My eyes so red

[SaM sHeiL$ @sam__sheils]

HOO HOO HOO HOSIERS

[SaM sHeiL$ @sam__sheils]

THIS IS I-U-U-U

[SaM sHeiL$ @sam__sheils]

Pretty sure Jerry is going to outlive me (drinking baby blood) and I will never see this team succeed

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Me on the final day of the 76ers 2024-2025 season: "God, I am not falling for the 76ers bullshit ever again. Fucking brutal. Never again. Fuck this fucking team. FUCK."

Me today:

[autist @litteralyme0]

How I go to bed on Sunday night knowing the cycle begins again tomorrow

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Dallas GM's the second they get a generational talent:

[SaM sHeiL$ @sam__sheils]

Bruh 😪 #RetireJerry #WeGottaFireJerry

[SaM sHeiL$ @sam__sheils]

@HanaHoops

[Chris Good @cgood34]

@MLB I’m sorry but this hr derby is cooked. Your new format is horrible… and you set a tiebreaker by longest homerun that’s highly unlikely to be accurate. Fix ya 💩

[𝐙𝐨 🌶️ @ZoSpicyDubs]

ts too hilarious dawg 😭

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Creed x The Masters = Perfection

[Caleb Downs Fan @demcowboysfan]

"I'm so happy the Cowboys fired Mike McCarthy"

*Kellen Moore and Brian Schottenheimer become betting favorites to land HC job*

[fallon dinkley 🤩 @ziarastars]

having withdrawals…