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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Zlatan Ibrahimović has now decided to retire from professional football with immediate effect.

Incredible player, incredible icon. 🦁👋🏻

[GBP Daily - Rob Westerman lll @GBPdaily]

• 64,949 Passing Yards
• 3,751 Rushing Yards
• 520 Passing TD’s
• 158 wins
• 39 Rushing TD’s
• 11 Playoff Berths
• 10 Pro Bowls
• 8X NFC North Champions
• 4X MVP
• Super Bowl MVP
• Super Bowl XLV Champion 🏆

Thanks for the memories, 12! 🧀

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The Jordan Love era is now officially underway in Green Bay:

[Daire Carragher @DaireCarragher]

Greatest Packer ever.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Me, whispering to Starbucks employee: Someone took a large…sorry…a venti poop on the floor.

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

A reminder to myself:

[Simba @m0e_almighty1]

me whenever i’m on a bowling date

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

After tonight, you have one less #NFL opening night in your lifetime. Don't waste this one by not gambling.

[peckhead @h3ckdaddy]

Decided to decline my $20,000 loan forgiveness. Grind never stops. I wish Biden would ADD $20,000 to my debt just so I can grind even HARDER

[Sincerely @JustSayDet]

This my favorite bar😭💀

[Silas P. Silas @KennySpenceNBA]

Yeah

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

The cake being 8 inches away from where he slammed his head. As a undercover hater myself I know his motive.

[Quest Abandoner @QuestAbandoner]

Hate it when my enemy yells "after him" to his goons

[Marvin's Roommate🇵🇸🇨🇩 @imjustathi]

me comforting the homie after his order got mixed up and he accidentally got the magic johnson laced wings.

[Axe @westernunion2k]

guy in a band @ his gf: hey...I wrote a song for you...kinda nervous :/

Stacy: aww no it's okay let's hear it :)

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Wowww very nice designs