Samantha

she/her • Libra

[Samantha @sam_afterhours]

2020 was a hell of a year to quit smoking cigarettes

[Samantha @sam_afterhours]

Gordon Ramsey really said “I wouldn’t trust you to run a bath” and I mf felt that

[Samantha @sam_afterhours]

Not to cast negative energy out in to the universe or anything but I hope my ex is doing poorly

[jac @jackiexshauna]

if i wore these would u think i was flexing my lesbianism or my dunkin rewards points

[Samantha @sam_afterhours]

“I don’t know if we came to this earth to pickle” —Bill Murray

[Samantha @sam_afterhours]

Who wants to do edibles and go to the aquarium w me

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Can I uninstall my phone from my phone

[Samantha @sam_afterhours]

Jake’s toxic trait is he puts on scary movies then leaves the room

[Samantha @sam_afterhours]

Being married is super fun and cool but if one more person asks me when we’re having babies my head might fly off my shoulders

[Samantha @sam_afterhours]

Just so happy to be with my best pals honestly

[mr. binch @discocowboyhat]

happy short king week (5/6-5/10) to those who celebrate!!!

[Samantha @sam_afterhours]

Imagine paying $800 for a dog at the Milton flea market and naming him Black Bean Burrito 😭

[Samantha @sam_afterhours]

You either have a naked neighbor or you are the naked neighbor. I am the naked neighbor

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Happy Holidays.

[Samantha @sam_afterhours]

Wide tf awake at 5am on a SATURDAY COOL COOL COOL

[Samantha @sam_afterhours]

I thought I wouldn’t like having a tiny bedroom but it’s honestly sooo cozy

[Satan @s8n]

Come to hell, you'll get a better tan.

[vintagefantasy @vintagefantasyy]

Air Sign Nature Charts 🌬️

[Samantha @sam_afterhours]

If the price of life is hell well no one ever had to sell me on how nice a fire smells