Sam

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Gmail when I log in on another device

[juju🌴 @jujubazofc]

Abrir o Twitter em público é assim

[LaughingstockX @Laughingreal]

POV: When you finish a show that was lowkey part of your daily routine and now life doesn't feel the same.

[7rq @gloccnim]

How it feels asking "what happened" while everyone is laughing

[𓆩nemo𓆪 @donthurturself8]

save the world for them. stop climate change for them. destroy all data centers for them.

[mika @mikasagrada]

“O que você vai fazer depois do trabalho?”

Eu já na cama:

[mika @mikasagrada]

Quando você está se espreguiçando na cama e sente a panturrilha começar a travar:

[kat @yslnadi]

this is how clocking out of work and having the next day off feels like

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

something in the orange

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

james ,,, woof

[Ronke Lawal @ronkelawal]

The kind of innovation that the UK should be embracing nationwide.
This is a wonderful initiative.

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?

[pris @pwiscila]

Air drying your hair and it actually turning out the way you want it to

[75 Secondes 🗞️ @75secondes]

🔴Aux Etats Unis, Cassandra Goldstein, 47 ans, a été arrêtée pour conduite en état d'ivresse. L'agent de police Michael Hart l'a violemment poussée dans une cellule, projetant son visage contre un banc en béton.

Le choc a provoqué de multiples fractures faciales, la perte de plusieurs dents et une perte de vision permanente à un œil, nécessitant l'implantation d'une plaque en titane. L'agent Hart, qui comptait 19 ans de service, a été licencié et condamné à deux ans de prison. À la suite de ses poursuites judiciaires contre le département de police, Cassandra a obtenu une indemnisation de 810 000 euros.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you've already calculated how many hours you're going to sleep, but you can't fall asleep and the number keeps dropping

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back