Sam

it doesn’t matter

[Sam @sam_asiteverwas]

If it wasn’t for @umphreysmcgee I would’ve deleted this app already.

[Sam @sam_asiteverwas]

Mother fuckers act like they forgot about Bay. 🤘🏼

[Alice Etches @aliceetches]

Remember when we used to dedicate an entire album on Facebook to a night out? It would be called like “We’re on a boaat muthafuckas” and it would just be 32 blurry images of people you vaguely knew doing Jägerbombs. We really didn’t give a fuck back then, did we

[Sam @sam_asiteverwas]

Misery seeks company.

[Joel Cummins 🎹 @goldlikejoel]

What just happened is a travesty, a disaster… the women of this country deserve the right to control their bodies. Fuck the Supreme Court & everything that led to this moment.

[Umphrey's McGee @umphreysmcgee]

If you’re into that kind of thing…

[Harriet Marsden is harriet1marsden on Threads @harriet1marsden]

I’m only 30 which means I’ve danced to Mr Brightside at weddings more times than I’ve ever had a pay rise

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

Born too late to discover new land and too early to discover new worlds but just in time to collect microplastics in my major organs

[Sam @sam_asiteverwas]

Been in Nashville less than 24 hours and now I’m convinced I need to live here 🤠

[Sam @sam_asiteverwas]

Nashville is really good

[Sam @sam_asiteverwas]

Uncut gemmms 👅

[Umphrey's McGee @umphreysmcgee]

Umphrey’s McGee is partnering with @GrooveSafe to help our community enjoy music in a fun and safe environment. GrooveSafe is a nonprofit with the goal of stopping unwanted touching, harassment, and assault at concerts.

Read more: https://t.co/ckWhBtwW99

#umphreys #groovesafe

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

At a weed store you can say, “I want something to help me sleep that won’t make me wonder if my back door is unlocked,” and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, “Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?”

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

please stop spreading the study about weed blocking covid if there is a weed shortage i will have absolutely nothing left to live for and this is not at all a joke

[Sam @sam_asiteverwas]

Fuuuuuck air bnb hosts who won’t give refunds for plans cancelled due to covid. Like come onnnn

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I’m such a bad texter. Whenever I get a text, I boil my phone in a pot of water and shoot a pistol at it

[deep fried mom brain @hannystyles69]

mean girls is a christmas movie and a halloween movie

[senia che @drawntosenia]

I’m 26 but if I found out I was pregnant my first thought would still be “omg, idk if I can be a teen mom.”