Sam Buller

The roof of your mouth is actually the top of your head. | EPHS 2016 | Purdue 2020

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

@MattWallace888 @dom_lucre Same energy

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

https://t.co/YVE5bZOBL2

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

@barstoolsports @ATIBarstool Eagles fans for sure

[Danielle❤️🙃 @Dmoreorless25]

This person literally wins Halloween @LifeAtPurdue @barstoolsports

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Technically, alcohol is a solution

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

My professor kept glaring at me in lecture today every time I laughed. I’m not sure what he was expecting. I mean he was the one who wouldn’t stop lecturing on increasing stiffness in a member, so who’s truly at fault here?

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

I like to think I’m not that nerdy, but then I’ll do some shit like OPENING LETTERS with a PROTRACTOR and throw myself into a complete identity crisis

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

Me as a lecturer:

“Good morning everyone!”
*leans in close to mic and whispers*
“wuddup online sectionnnnnnnn”

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

Me: *texting*

My phone: 👀👀

Me: *tips phone slightly to the right*

Phone: did you want to UnDo TyPiNg???

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

“All I’m saying is we don’t know that crocodiles don’t breathe fire.”
-Riley Glatts, 2019

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

I have yet to watch this ad with a straight face 😂🤷🏼‍♂️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I want you too baby

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

I just voted for Carsen Edwards for the @Wendys #WoodenAward. Cast your vote here! https://t.co/VnSLgwizOF

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

@barstoolsports @Chicks Oof

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

This is my favorite group chat 😂😂

[Skoog @Skoog]

ICE agent: say “aluminum”

21 savage: [tied to a chair] never!

ICE agent: [tases him] say “aluminum”!

21 savage: bugger off!

ICE agent (into his wrist microphone): is that enough? tell me you guys heard that.

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

These drunk texts are getting out of hand @AppleMusic I’m in a dedicated relationship with @Spotify now smh

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

Purdue: *cancels school for students’ safety*
Students: hEy GuYs WaTcH mE sHoTgUn ThIs FoUr LoKo

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

@TheOGRileyG Nah I’d rather not write papers 😂

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

@ReinhartThomas @JordanRutledge Sure some of the moms who replied to this were harsh, but did any of them take revenge by SAYING THE DOG HAD BEEN PUT DOWN?? Savage