Sam Bowman

cereal procrastinator

[JmRoyle #LFC #YNWA #BLM #RejoinEU @MyArrse]

Just Saying:

When the North Belfast attacker was granted a 5-year visa,
Suella Braverman (Reform MP) was Home Secretary
and
Robert Jenrick (Reform MP) was immigration minister.

They are the ones that let him into the country.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Big up, Uncle Ian Wright for speaking up, and he's 100% correct.

Look how Qatar got dragged when they were hosting the World Cup.

[Ian L Richardson @ianrich15813274]

When one of the most respected referees in world football is refused entry by the host nation, because they don't like his home country, the correct response of the other referees should be to boycott the tournament unless he is allowed to do his job. Sadly, that won't happen.

[Jasmine 🍉 @_jasminepetrou]

Me enjoying the game: ….

Last roll of the XI:

[Ryan Dilks @RyanDilks1]

Wilfred Zaha after I ask him to fill in at left wing back for the 200th time whenever I get Palace between 2015 and 2023

[Craig. @bambibristol]

From the bloke who hasn’t made it into his place of work for the last 77 parliamentary votes…

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Top-four finish ✅
Europa League winners 🏆

Unsustainable FC 😤

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

The Europa League winners are home 💜

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

Mikel Arteta is also an anagram for “I Protected An Accused Serial Rapist And Promoted Him To Women And Kids.”

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

Farage says his £5 million gift was a “reward” for Brexit.

The rest of us were rewarded with higher bills and years of chaos.

This grifter must not become prime minister.

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

Starmer realising he's less than two months away from the World Cup final in an executive suite

[The Left Bible @theleftbible]

Nigel Farage wants this story to go away.

So keep RT’ing this 👇👀

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

Just met a Reform UK voting couple who didn't know it opposed:

Rise in minimum wage
End of two-child benefit cap
Expansion of free school meals, free breakfast clubs
Help with school uniforms

Horrified that they would lose big from Reform

How many others voted without knowing?

[Kevin May @Yam_Nivek]

After six prime ministers in ten years since the referendum, the idea that the architect of all the chaos and instability, Nigel Farage, is what our country needs is an absolute joke!

[Tom Stenton @onemoreday1966]

If #Reform win next election, these are the prices Farage would charge for Medical Treatment:
GP Visit - £129
A&E Visit - £1368
Ambulance - £1200
MRI Scan - £3000
Broken Bone - £10000
Childbirth - £15000
Cancer Treatment - £50000
Heart Bypass - £100000
Don’t vote Reform

[BASEDANDBOUGIE @basedandbougie]

Loooooool 😂

[Lauren 🍉 @Laureasons_]

Why couldn’t Elon buy LinkedIn instead, that app deserves to be ruined the way he’s ruining Twitter.

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

Fantasy premier league died a natural death

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Celebrating a winner in front of the away end after being called a feathered wanker all game.