Sam Cabrera

Ship '17 ⚓️Theta Xi. Puggle Enthusiast.

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

I literally just got pulled over because I was dancing in my car and the police thought "I was on drugs". Word word.

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

@tayt0rtott that's my roommate!

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

#LiveTweetingFromATent why did I agree to this white people shit

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

Fam, brown people are NOT supposed to be sleeping in tents and shit cause the way movies are set up....

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

All love.

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

So happy to see the squad the night before moonrise

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

Am I more than you bargained for?

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

Of course o get locked out of my house...

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

"HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE, YA'LL THOUGHT I WAS FINISHED?"

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

The fact that I know the numbers to my debit card by heart is not okay

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

@Wertz_J @cowlad15 https://t.co/QWHYUs1QNT

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

It's 2016 which means Hennything is possible https://t.co/Z6IEOAslKF

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

Nothing like a visit from your furious landlord to start the day

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

@GarrettArtsma getting

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@GarrettArtsma wassup

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

The healing tattoo itch <

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

Summer party left my house and life in complete shambles lol

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

The pizza shop on Richard would've made a killing if they were open this weekend 🤔

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

@____G2 @talaric0 fraud

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

@CharlieMack29 me

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@sam_cabrera_ and courtesy of Jon Meade I have a fresh hole in my wall

[Sam Cabrera @sam_cabrera_]

Day 1 of Summer party: our back deck caved in,someone pissed on Brandon's door, and someone shit all over Andys room..literal human shit 😂