Sam Crish

Neuroscientist working on axon degeneration and comparative neurobiology.

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

@TheDemocrats @StephenM It would be a shame if #ShutUpYouUglyFuck started trending, right?

[Sam Crish @sam_crish]

About time the dems got some spine.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

For everyone lecturing us about showing Lindsey Graham empathy, this is the appropriate response.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

They have to treat him like an embarrassing five-year-old because Americans made him the most powerful man in the world

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”

[Sam Crish @sam_crish]

@Andy_Bloch @kyledcheney Question: pardoning isn't a legal declaration of innocence, just removal from punishment? So, if someone was convicted and then pardoned, they'd still have been convicted of a felony, with all the restrictions that apply? (no gun, can't vote, can't hold certain jobs, etc.)

[Sam Crish @sam_crish]

@iAnonPatriot Damn, that’s dumb af

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

also we now have a “whites only” refugee policy. they aren’t trying to hide the white supremacy anymore. it’s overt and mainstream.

[Peter A Patriot @PeterAPatriot]

Government isn’t a business. It’s a public service. DMVs exist to enforce safety standards, not to maximize profit. You can’t shop around for a driver’s license because public safety requires one uniform rule of law. Some agencies are monopolies, but they are necessary ones. Try privatizing air traffic control or food safety inspections and see how competition works when lives are on the line. Inefficiency isn’t the disease. Underfunding and political sabotage are. States that modernize their DMVs with online renewals, appointments, and private partnerships already run smoothly. Fix the system. Don’t burn it down.

[Sam Crish @sam_crish]

@PeterAPatriot @elonmusk Well said!

[Sam Crish @sam_crish]

@CoffinItUp @JDVance Wow, when 55-45 is a decisive victory and 60-40 a landslide, this is absurd!

God, I hope this holds up to a massive blue wave next year.

[Sam Crish @sam_crish]

Not even hiding his disdain for the constitution. He doesn’t even need to read that far, it’s the first one!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on flag burning: We took the freedom of speech away

[Sam Crish @sam_crish]

Ahhhh. And he got an autographed bat later. Still, fuck you, Karen.

(Sorry to people actually named Karen, nearly all of whom are likely decent people.)

[Sam Crish @sam_crish]

What.

The.

Fuck,

Karen?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dad was able to get a HR ball for his son but a Karen in the section was not gonna let him keep it

[Sam Crish @sam_crish]

@PDHerzog @piyushmittal Standard practice. And that someone is paying them to do this. Whoever that’s, they are spending a ton, considering how many town halls this happens in.

Great actors too!

Come on, midterms!!!

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

that guy said “oh look, it’s Couch Fucker” like they were put on this earth to say it

[Sam Crish @sam_crish]

@Bradsawful @Acyn Of course he’s not qualified for that.

Though, what is he qualified for? Other than congressional toady?

[Sam Crish @sam_crish]

I hate agreeing with Carlson, but I just saw this and it made my day. He slaughters Cruz.

[Majority Report @majorityfm]

Whoopsie!

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

.@GavinNewsom: "He's caught red handed. He's in the files. We know it. Period. He's part of this cover up... You reap what you sow. He created this. He weaponized it. He's done it from the birth certificate on down... Too cute by half, and now he's caught."