Sam Hart

JB🦇❤️‍🔥
A little less Kingsleigh and a little more Cullen
🩷💛💙🏳️‍🌈

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

mantraaaaa

[lexi ❤️ DAUGHTER FROM HELL @finallyclean_]

FUCK SHIT UP FUCK IT UP UP UP UP UPPPPP

[kale @kalescameraroll]

“We’re the San Jose Sharks and you’re watching another overtime win”

[moose @mooseincrisis]

notice how i saw the ladies sunbathing and left them in peace instead of making it weird? this is how you mind your own business fellas, take notes

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

I want to do that thing with my plants that people do with their cats where they show them how hard life is outside so that they can appreciate the life I'm giving them inside and behave

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

I typed 'yay' and my phone suggested 'lesbianssss' so I'm doing something right

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

The way my phone, my laptop, and me are functioning at only 10% this morning

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

@alicatcove hmmm purple?!?!!!

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

I'm not worried about my kid hearing bad words during Taylor songs....

She watches me play Fortnite.

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

@wiicked_wayss 😱😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

ummm can I have that dress?
@JCMoonves

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

@wiicked_wayss you need to APPLY

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

the ways I discover I have screwed myself over by avoiding being a burden is endless

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

It's a weird day today
It's the 9th anniversary of the Oct 1 shooting
It's the first Sharks game
It's my perfect partner's birthday month
It's National Pregnancy and Infant Loss Month
It's just Thursday
It's the BB finale
Every second is excitement or boredom or grief

[🦈𓈒 ⊹ .𝐢𝐝𝐚 . ˓𓄹 @waytogorobin13]

'Twas the night before the sharks' first regular game of the season, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

Is Madonna shorter than Sabrina Carpenter?

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

I need closed captioning like for whoever is singing on stage at the VMAs

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

I cannot recover from listening to Cleveland and now I need to talk to adult people. I am not okay.

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

the way that lined up 😂

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

it’s only preseason
it’s only preseason
it’s only preseason
it’s only preseason
it’s only preseason
it’s only preseason
it’s only preseason
it’s only preseason
it’s only preseason

[Sam Hart @sam_darlingg]

🦈😻🖤

[♛𝕳𝖔𝖒𝖔𝕿𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍♛ @wiicked_wayss]

tiggy loves watching the @SanJoseSharks

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

sharpay when the east high student body aren’t sticking to the status quo