Sam Deed

i sing, and write, and sing some more, and write some more.

[Sam Deed @sam_deed_]

I’m think about taking up sleepwalking. Does anyone have any advice for beginners?

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I met a lady named Claire Voyant the other day and she seemed to know a lot about me…

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I love how No Scrubs starts by defining a ‘scrub’ so we’re all on the same page about who they’re flaming

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I forgot adverbs existed. I’ll never make that mistake again.

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When someone says they’ve just got bits and pieces to do, what classifies as bits and what classifies as pieces?

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It’s also one letter away from Kim Possible CALL ME BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME

[Pitbull @pitbull]

The word impossible says I’M POSSIBLE.

[Sam Deed @sam_deed_]

@ojtheok Don’t threaten me with a good time

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Who is this Max and why does he need all this headroom?

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I really enjoyed that bit in James Bond when they quantumed all that solace

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I wonder if anybody accidentally played a blast beat in the 1920s?

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I’ve never not swazzed it up in my life

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Only when I’m playing Tetris on the toilet is this shit a game

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Starbucks says you can an add an extra shot to your coffee but I’ve never been to one that let me add in Baileys

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Is there an audible difference between a song that ‘bops’ and a song that ‘jams’?

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They should have a Grammy award for the best NPR Desk concert of the year

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A new music streaming pet peeve of mine is when an artist releases a deluxe version of their album and puts the deluxe tracks at the front?! That’s like watching the deleted scenes before the movie starts…

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When was it universally decided that ‘The’ wouldn’t be alphabetically included at the start of names when listing movies/songs/absolutely anything ever?

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I’d love to know what people who have no clue what ‘brat’ is were thinking as they walked past this

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charli xcx takes over Times Square with ‘BRAT.’

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When I get stuck in life I just step back and think “what would Fuse ODG do?”

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Just found out that more people have been to the moon than have won Takeshi’s Castle and honestly that scans