Sam

[Sam @sam_defnotabot]

a remix called grab em by the #WAP and it doesn’t offend republicans

[Sam @sam_defnotabot]

I see a lot of “how is trump racist — he [insert anecdote about him being in the same room as a BIPOC].” but if you truly can’t see the racism in between the lines of tweets/legislation like this.... idk

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

...Your housing prices will go up based on the market, and crime will go down. I have rescinded the Obama-Biden AFFH Rule. Enjoy!

[Sam @sam_defnotabot]

thank god we are protecting the suburbs 🙏🏼

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am happy to inform all of the people living their Suburban Lifestyle Dream that you will no longer be bothered or financially hurt by having low income housing built in your neighborhood...

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You are correct!

But you tried to extort a foreign government for personal gain, so here we are.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

On Saturday, El Paso didn't only face a mass shooting. We faced an act of domestic terrorism directed toward our Latinx community.

To those living in fear today, I want you to know: We hear you. We stand with you. This hate will not win. https://t.co/oD3vMG0xnD

[Elijah E. Cummings @RepCummings]

I'm begging the American people to pay attention to what is going on. Because if you want to have a democracy intact for your children, and your children's children, and generations yet unborn we've got to guard this moment…this is our watch.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Here’s what Mueller said:

➡️ Russia interfered in our election to help Trump.

➡️ Russians made numerous contacts with the campaign.

➡️ Campaign welcomed their help.

➡️ No one reported these contacts or interference to FBI.

➡️ They lied to cover it up.

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

Tomorrow (starting at 5 a.m. PT, can't wait), we'll hear testimony from Robert Mueller himself on his report and its findings on collusion with Russia and Trump's obstruction of justice. If you haven't gotten around to reading all 448 pages, here's what you need to know:

[Sam @sam_defnotabot]

I’m just trying to enjoy a snack pls leAVE ME ALONE @realDonaldTrump

[Sam @sam_defnotabot]

your daily dose of ‘oh, that’s literally not an Onion article’

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

3) Monkey sex from start to finish #BeatTheChant

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

2) Neil Armstrong's moon walk #BeatTheChant

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump says he "started speaking very quickly" to stop the "send her back" chant. Here are some things that take less time than he did to stop the chant.

1) Solving a Rubik's Cube underwater #BeatTheChant

[Jimmy @jimmy_john101]

A$AP Rocky forced to preform at Trumps 2020 Rally after being freed from Sweden

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

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[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Trump on Acosta: "He's a tremendous talent. He's a Hispanic man. He went to Harvard."

[Sam @sam_defnotabot]

@ddimauroo @LilNasX not cryin