Sam Woolridge

in case you couldn’t tell, i’m madly in love.

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

i love when my laptop decides to play kanye during a lecture. i’m sorry joyce, you are not a sick fuck nor a fucking hoe. my bad.

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

@SunwingVacay over 100 people are sleeping on the floor in front of check in because not only did you make us leave security and take back our bags, but you also told us we would be able to check in at 3, 5 and now 7. we don’t even have chairs to sit on.

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

i am emotionally ✨uncomfy✨

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

water bottle fully full. fishy crackers on the nightstand.

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

i rlly wish elementary school math didn’t use black blocks for positive and red blocks for negative. it’s causing some issues when i try to charge the car battery at work.

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

why do i base my closeness with my friends off of if i’ve been in their car before or not

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

@melodyMcooper why did she have to say he was african american? what does that even have to do with anything???

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

@OttawaEngineer @stylin19111991 @SusanScranton @Gray_Mackenzie i agree with you, i’m just saying i don’t think the students who weren’t planning on working in the first place deserve money. i think it should go to the students who had contracts signed or had a job lined up for the summer.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

To the people who seem to think they’re invincible: You’re not. So go home and stay home. You’re not just putting yourself at risk, you’re putting others at risk too - nurses and doctors, grocery store workers, your grandparents, and so many others. #StayAtHomeSaveLives

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

if you think a 5 second chocolate bar commercial can’t make me cry you’re so wrong

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

i think the purest form of love was achieved today when my boyfriend called me freaking out because he thought i died in my sleep after not waking up to his 4 phone calls

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

my horoscope told me that my relationship would be falling apart from september-december. thank god that’s not true!!!! instead everything else in my life is falling apart ahahaha

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

@CaucasianJames @Brady_Gelowitz did you hack his account

[deep fried mom brain @hannystyles69]

my 6'3 boyfriend had to move my car multiple times while I was on vacation and he didn't move the seat (I'm 5'2 so I basically sit on the steering wheel) so I wouldn't have to readjust it when I got back and I think that alone should be the 6th love language

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

okay hear me out.
we remake the live aid concert but this time for climate justice???? who’s in

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

life hurts when the person you care the most about in the world is so far away.

[Sam Woolridge @sam_drew_]

i had a dream that this random couple broke up and when i woke up, i found out they actually did. i’m gonna go back to sleep now and try to dream about james mcavoy falling in love with me. i’ll let you know how it goes.