saaaam

the only time I set the bar low is for limbo

[g @34rths]

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS IN JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO HOT TO BE DOING ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leaf123 @notaweirdgirl]

girl shave your elbows we’re going to tallahassee florida

[zach @ATL_Zach_]

Perimeter Mall defying the decay of shopping malls is truly incredible

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Me fighting the urge to tell someone 15 different and unrelated stories in 5 minutes

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

American men are more likely to have gambling debt than to have read a book in the last year.

[Tempy Pusha @Gert_LeNinja]

Broken hearts don't teach English in China anymore, they participate in Hyrox

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Mak @mak_aura]

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30.

[yashi ⁺₊☾✝︎ @arugokushi]

is anyone else addicted to using ellipses… i can’t stop… it just captures my intended whimsy perfectly… girl who speaks purely in trailing thoughts

[delaney @delaneyhwill]

everyday is a new reminder of what a privilege it was to grow up as a girl who loved sports surrounded by men who only ever encouraged that

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

dialling into a Teams meeting and everyone else is in the room.

[R @rssn3_]

I should become a project manager… looks like you just sit in meetings all day and get paid

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

nvm i went on a walk i'm ok

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I'm currently monitoring every situation on the planet . Prettty bad

[pete🕷️ @fgspete]

taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to "bring them to the front". It's not a great system, I admit.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Sickening to see how many Americans are ignoring the most pressing stories of our time

Florida is now shooting the three at a competent level on top of the front court and defense and nobody is talking about it

[Mitchelle Karoro @KaroroMitchelle]

I would never send my mom to a nursing home. She will stay with my brother, who was always her favourite.

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[b @wwxwashere]

when i don’t finish a book in 3 days so now it will take anywhere from 8 months to 10 years

[Undergotten @Undergotten]

Isn't it nice how storms only happen on the weekends now? They never really interrupt Commerce. Got to keep the hamsters on the Wheel