get me a cane

BEHOLD: my tweets

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

If you repeatedly gotta tell someone the SSSAAAMMMEE EXACT thing about how you feel and nothing changes, understand they don’t respect you

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“GO, GO!! YOU COULD’VE GONE”

[Jim Jams @JimJams1996]

THREAD: The Real Housewives of Abbott Elementary and their taglines:

@LisaAnnWalter as Melissa Schemmenti: If you can’t handle my heat, stay out of my damn kitchen (1/11)

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Not enough people named Jacob going by cob imo

[teryn @youngtiddy]

microdosing Hell by going to work

[get me a cane @sam_francisco1]

@_LakeEffect_ No

[get me a cane @sam_francisco1]

No

[sai @sighduhh]

Start your days at 5am… trust me

[TIM BLAIR @TlMBLAlR]

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Just me and my “low tire” ⚠️ against the world.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

[get me a cane @sam_francisco1]

😳👀

[toxic king @toxicking]

Girls be like “communication is key” then put they phone on do not disturb

[Jim Jams @JimJams1996]

“Garlic knots make me a garlic knaughty girl” - @sam_francisco1

[e--- @stfuctto]

To that one friend I feel safe telling anything. Thank you so much.

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

breakfast is just a conspericary theory made up to try to keep me from eatin spaghetti at 9 am

[get me a cane @sam_francisco1]

If anyone ever sees me laughing at my phone it’s not because someone sent me something, it’s because I’m fucking hilarious

[k 🍪 @yaitskayy]

men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look in each other's eyes

[get me a cane @sam_francisco1]

The answer is always no