Sam

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

He was a punk She did ballet

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA

[Steve @thahumorguy]

my wedding MUST HAVE a drunk confessional room

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

If we can put soup in bread bowls, why can't we put chili in cornbread bowls

[Leon Langford @MasonLLL]

Card just upended this whole ass party.

[strawberry kiwi cancer 💌 @loveangelb4by]

get in loser we r going to spirit halloween .

[Sam @sam_gabrish]

I’m getting these for the beach

[razzle @razzledaxel]

the sheer quantity of small rocks and trinkets i could collect…

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[Sam @sam_gabrish]

@marinona_wyder I’m dying

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

You gotta catch a #Leo while they care.

[Tati @bossedupyati]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[alice @alicebeoni]

fuck Romeo and Juliet, I want what these bitches have
#MetGala #MetGala2022

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It will end in car keys, house keys, stable relationships and great friends.❤️🕯️

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

Don't get used to the mood your #Leo is in. In five minutes it could be different.