Sam Gunderson

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

Be with someone who will take care of you. Not materialistically, but take care of your soul, wellbeing, heart and everything that is YOU!

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

@boringt0p Right here :)

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

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[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

@adelaide_27 Lmaoooo, calling me out 😂

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

Morgan: “do you guys think machine gun Kelly is hot?”

Jake: “well I don’t know what she looks like”

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

Imagine going out to dinner on Valentine’s Day and being completely rude to your server for no reason at all, and then tipping them shitty if not at all. I’m so happy I put in 12.5 hours of work to walk away with less than $200. You guys make me love my job 😍

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

I always tell my friends I’m a whore for food and now I can’t smell or taste... thx 2020 :)

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

I will never understand how some people think snapping maybe 4 times a day is considered “talking”

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

It’d be nice if gay guys could actually carry on a conversation or want to talk but instead they just wanna see what’s between ur legs and ignore you when you don’t want to show them.

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

Idk who needs to hear this but, IF YOU CANT AFFORD TO TIP 20% YOU CANT AFFORD TO GO OUT TO EAT.

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

It’s so depressing when you find someone who’s really attractive but they have the same name as you :(

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

Y’all ever been so stressed from serving that you’re not even hungry after your shift??

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

My ex posted “someone buy me Taco Bell and I’ll love you forever” so my dumbass sent him $10 and still no lovin :(

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

I hate when tinder gives that notification that says “oops you missed a match”.... um no i did not

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

Who wanna go eat cookie dough and talk about life while sitting on top of our cars?

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

It really sucks when someone comes back into your life that you never thought you’d talk to again, just for them to leave again :(

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

I matched with my best friends professor on tinder and decided to message him... thriving

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

@ellarosa1 If you do it more than once it does

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

I have a 10 page paper due Friday and I have to incorporate 3 different theories into it and I don’t know a single thing about any of the theories... RIP

[Sam Gunderson @sam_gunderson2]

If you’re gonna block me on everything then stop trying to stalk my every move...