Sam Holt

[Sam Holt @sam_holt4]

I care Karen #Fucktard

[Sam Holt @sam_holt4]

@julia_schroder @Dubbserz @omgthatspunny Yes!

[Sam Holt @sam_holt4]

@sncsid

[Andrew LeMay @AndrewLeMazing]

Are fanny packs socially acceptable for a normal college student going to Disney?
Fav for Yes RT for No

[Sam Holt @sam_holt4]

I think oxygen is making my fish high #speedy #stupidfish #notincolorado

[Sam Holt @sam_holt4]

My shoulders were soar so I cured them with bacon #yum #usingmybrain

[Sam Holt @sam_holt4]

All I want to be for the evening is a gross fatass #donuts #ScoobyDoo

[Sam Holt @sam_holt4]

My favorite past time is hiding Julia's stuff.😏 #hot #cold #icantreach

[Sam Holt @sam_holt4]

My best part of my day is my Julia free time! #stayinguplate #feellikeaparent

[Sam Holt @sam_holt4]

Is it an actual funny story or a Julia funny story? #notfunnyjulia

[Sam Holt @sam_holt4]

I wish I could read smoke signals. #dreams

[Sam Holt @sam_holt4]

I feel dirty, need to take a shower #needtogetclean

[Sam Holt @sam_holt4]

#ICantGetUp

[Sam Holt @sam_holt4]

I wish I could double major in Track and field and Cross country #DoingCollegeRight #running #awesome #idowhatiwant #YOLO #hashtag