Sam I Am

I’m a 40 yr old man with the music taste of a 50 yr old woman. I occasionally say something funny.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Must have been like stirring porridge with your knob!

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@fesshole

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@fesshole

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@fesshole He’s icing the log. Let the man live!

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@sophiearumble Which channel and what time?

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@philsy1 @fabulucy Thanks Phil.

Note to Indian Premier League… I forgot to mention, “snatch” is another word for “fanny” but regatdless of this fact, please ignore the email I sent, I’ve found the answer - see above.

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@hardestgeezer @perfecttednrg @huel @hoka

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@fabulucy Surely there’s enough back pressure to take a shot from the bed?… Or did you put the lid down?

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@JebraFaushay @JenniferSey Literally cried with laughter 😂

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@ourrachblogs Great film… even better soundtrack

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@00julesj You’ve got a good’un there!

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@InternetH0F Classic dip and whiff

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@fesshole Sounds like a right “lol”.

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@sophiearumble

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@Pops__o @fesshole

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How sad, just heard #stevewright has died ☹️ a broadcasting legend… I’ll miss that voice on Sundays 🥺

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@__Samantha8 I hate when that happens but at least you didn’t get your foot stuck!

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@acxsasx @elonmusk @elonmusk does #Neuralink come with “positivity mode”, if so, I think you have a candidate right here!

If everyone had this attitude literally nothing would ever evolve, or get done.

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@fesshole You could try LinkedIn