Sam Jackel

comedian and former infant basketball phenom. He/Him

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@dustyslay You met your wife on a plane? 😎

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

Awesome, does it come with a CD player? And while we’re bringing back stuff from 15 years ago, I’ll take my iconic metabolism too please.

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

Ever wanted to hear something as iconic as "That's hot"? Well, here it is! Your ears are about to get the VIP treatment they deserve. 💅

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@Colts_Coverage Keep underestimating the Colts, but update your resume after.

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@tuslaw_x0x @OneAlphaKing Me too

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@tuslaw_x0x @OneAlphaKing Finally someone said it!

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

It doesn’t matter how good your argument is or how well you state your case. If you dropped a buffalo wing on your shirt? No. One. Will. Listen.

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@EJ_SPEED The kid that did don’t wanna go slow! His name ain’t EJ Reasonable MPH!

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@NFL_DovKleiman College? Beer? I’m so confused.

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@dustyslay So friendly, you might even see old friends 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

Me trying to talk to kids: Y’all tryna cop that new xumo stream box!

[Michael Irving @MikeIrvo]

The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@BTJPod Impressed: O-Line. There were injuries and guys stepped in well. Q was back to form.

Disappointed: Alec Pierce. I’m still rooting for him, but just a few plays all year. I understand that could be on Gardner a little too.

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@dustyslay @NetflixIsAJoke I don’t care what everyone says, I like your comedy. It’s not “bad” or “hack” #Everyoneishappyaboutthetimetheyarespendingcurrently

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@2KIntel Luka Doncic

[Elrond Hubbard @jasonlgroce]

The first streaker was like, hey fellas, you ever notice how sometimes a naked baby goes nuts when it gets out of a bath? What if I did the part after the bath at the next Padres game?

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@Colts_Coverage @12_darrell Congratulations DJ!

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@dustyslay If Sarah likes your material, you’re on the right track

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@dustyslay Dusty ruined my marriage of 25 years with his comedy! I remember what she said as she walked out the door “✋🏼We’re no longer having a good time.”

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@BringDaNoyz Salt & Pepper

[Sam Jackel @sam_jackel]

@twperritos My dog Pepper