Samantha Cohen

[Samantha Cohen @sam_jazeera]

We should give strippers more credit. It takes a lot of core strength to work a pole

[Samantha Cohen @sam_jazeera]

I didn’t know I followed so many IR scholars on the gram until today

[Samantha Cohen @sam_jazeera]

Cocokilla mode activated: if your name is Katia, beware

[Eva Ⓥ @theveganeva]

What free Harvard class should I take?!

[Eva Ⓥ @theveganeva]

Every once in a while I see a pig on my newsfeed and I remember my life purpose 🐷 save all the piggies.

[Samantha Cohen @sam_jazeera]

Nuggies should be their own food group

[Samantha Cohen @sam_jazeera]

@francoislegault can you consider representing Quebec as a collective and learn to speak English. #fucktard

[Samantha Cohen @sam_jazeera]

The only pro about Apple Music is that I can listen to Taylor Swift and not worry she will end up on a daily mix on Spotify.

[Samantha Cohen @sam_jazeera]

If big brother spies on us and can see our browsing history, then why hasn’t the FBI contacted me for freelance investigative work? I crack cases everyday

[Samantha Cohen @sam_jazeera]

It’s going to be a good week; the saleswoman at aritzia told me my vintage birkin looks authentic (which it is)

[Samantha Cohen @sam_jazeera]

My thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who thinks a nose job is the answer to all their problems.