Sam Jones

#1 in the Footy Man Hall of Fame,legendary thunderball&dinks player,takeaway king,have a little bit of my ear lobe missing & supposedly look like martin keown

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@annelesley1 I hadn't... What's his @?

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@VodafoneUKhelp ahh its sorted now! Thanks for all the prompt replies though!!!

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@VodafoneUKhelp I can't get the wifi to connect though... Is this a known issue do you know?

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@VodafoneUKhelp ahh well worth a shot! Its an absolute belter. The free tv will be a softner as and when it comes :-)

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@VodafoneUK I've got a new xperia Z2, do we get any compensation due to paying a 4g contract but the phone being 2 weeks late?

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@vale4prem that dogs quality

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@piersmorgan the success that he built the failure on

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@jasonmbbc Top drawer work as always Jason! Hope your enjoying the world championships, I know I am @dddecent #Bam

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@FrancescaLaw hahaha I couldn't help but laugh... what was the issue? Thing not in properly at the back or just a knackered machine?

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@FrancescaLaw were off to ikea. Should be fun...

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@FrancescaLaw it made me horrendously sick when I had it, in the back of hollys mums car in a next bag. I was hoping you'd take the bait

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@FrancescaLaw I recommend a tropical lucozade

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@FrancescaLaw I'm a smug twat without a hangover :-p.. Have you eaten or is all food off limits till the stomach settles?

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@FrancescaLaw you don't need my support. A full day of films and Four Weddings for me today. Hangover free :-) x

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@FrancescaLaw I hope it lasts all day

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

Moyes has to go

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I think '£40 million and £1' is now officially the worst transfer bid in football history. #Suarez #Afc #IvanTheTerrible

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

To maintain control of their groups, powerful male dolphins will occasionally rape the weaker males.

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

United fans let's all book our 3 month holidays! Hibernation!

[Sam Jones @sam_jones88]

@iamNick_Brown how come I can't retweet you, why are you private? Private Brown