Samantha Scott

✨lice survivor✨

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

One of my favorite things kevin does is he always sends me pictures of animals he meets when he works at different houses. It’s so wholesome. Here’s a small collection 🥹

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

Turning 31 is so weird, bc why am I asking for a garbage disposal and a tree for my birthday?

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

Button is really into the big game! He’s not a fan of some of the calls though.. #PuppyBowl

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

If I had a penny for every realty tv star that’s in our current administration.. I’d only have $0.03. But that’s still a lot, wouldn’t you say?

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

Me: I need to save money
Me 15 min later: spent $20 on 3,000 live ladybugs to release into my garden

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

Imagine hating me and I’m just at home researching how to get dragonfly eggs

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

Wishing you the weirdest of vibes on this day, your day of birth @pbrpapii

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

idk how to explain this. But, “men” are bad. “Boys” are good. That’s all I’ll say on the matter

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

How’s work going, you ask?

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

@deverystallings I mean there’s also private coffee shops that will just blast contemporary church songs, and have Bible verses written all over the wall. That’s not the vibe I want in a coffee shop lol

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

What can be done about the separation of church and coffee shops?

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

The funniest thing I’ve been doing lately is 10-15 minutes of breath work/ meditation every night before bed. But then instantly rolling over and turning on Always Sunny to fall asleep to

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

Was very proud of this one

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

@pbrpapii Tweeting this on the clock is wild

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

I thought I was really doing ok. But then I accidentally put grits in my coffee instead of sugar and the flood gates opened

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

early results are in!

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

I listen to ONE podcast about people pleasing and now Spotify is calling me names 😡

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

2am daylist is spot on

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Gonna start a thread of my favorite Spotify daylists. Starting off strong and uncomfortably accurate. #sleepyweepy

[Samantha Scott @sam_like_ham]

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