samひ

skrilla time

[josh @joshypooper]

did you hear about the guy who dunked his balls in glitter? pretty nuts

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Thank #Gr8ness for this scheduled tweet

#ALLCAPS | @Ticketmaster

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Bison have no lateral movement, hesi to the right & sidestep to the left. Hope the tourist is okay.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Women be so fine, then outta nowhere BOOM, Morgan Wallen in their top 5 Spotify artist

[Jack Mason @jack_mason42]

Disgusting. Teams are taking these NCAA loopholes WAY too far. The #1 overall pick in 2010 that has over 975 NHL games played, is just now committing to a college? Gimme a break🙄 #cheatersneverwin

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

🐐👍

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[tayler (😬) @billdifferen]

every time I go to deep ellum I gotta stop by The Spot and pay my respects

[samひ @sam_lynch]

Cuck tube

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Happy Pride Month

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Call her AI the way she’s giving me slop

[samひ @sam_lynch]

My dream dad car is a straight piped wide body bagged Chrysler Pacifica hellephant triple white exterior

[the man formerly known as indeed @punishedindeed]

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

[Groby @groby5000000]

Arbys cashier said my card declined so i kicked his knees in backwards

[samひ @sam_lynch]

Hope I get picked for jury duty because no matter what that fool did they not guilty

[Mich @the_michigga]

Slamming all four of these at once and then smacking’em over my dumb wife’s head #homerun #beast

[samひ @sam_lynch]

I thank God every day I wasn’t born in ohio

[Sarah ♥️'s holtby @sadcapsposts]

from the deep dark depths of capitals social media part 2

[samひ @sam_lynch]

10:30pm Nic Dowd reunion game feels illegal