samantha✨

[samantha✨ @sam_lynn13]

just shaved my whole body for @Section10Pod night

(i plucked my brows)

[A͓̽d͓̽a͓̽m͓̽(Surfside Second Inning Enjoyer) @Dunkintern]

The Red Sox are embarrassing me in front of the great people of Scotland

[abby @alwaybseen]

thank fucking god i’m in my twenties at the same time as olivia rodrigo

[✮ @sainzastri]

i love when taylor swift ruins sports for men. get her in an f1 teams garage next

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Women in STEM (Strategic Themed Event Merch)

[samantha✨ @sam_lynn13]

when i die, the best photos of me can be found in my text messages to my therapist

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Raccoons would be such useful pets due to their thumbs but unfortunately they also possess the devil's mischief and can't be trusted

[samantha✨ @sam_lynn13]

cole realizing he left me phone-less & alone at Magic Kingdom

[taryn @tarynewyss]

hold on i gotta take this

[Jax ✨🥀 @ comm work and 😴 @gildedruin]

Was backing out of a space at the movie theatre and had two girly pops walk directly behind my car to take photos of my bumper stickers!!! Reverse lights on!!! Divas!!! We must value our lives!!!

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Your early 30s are about learning how to stand up for yourself and your mid 30s are about learning when to do it. Your 20s are for drugs.

[Jonah Allon @JonahAllon]

they’re getting a taste of beach weather. now make the holiday weekend cool and rainy

[s @yoongienthusias]

26 year old under age girls are getting married what horrors are these

[samantha✨ @sam_lynn13]

imagine if this happened to me with Ballet Cat

[We Rate Corrins @arcadiaofsorrow]

I JUST GOT AN EMAIL OUT OF THE BLUE FROM AN ARTIST I COMMISSIONED IN 2020 WHO DISAPPEARED WITHOUT DELIVERING ANYTHING AND THEY FUCKING SAID THEY WENT TO JAIL AND JUST GOT OUT AND THEN ASKED IF I STILL WANTED THE ART????

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Last few hours before a hair wash will really have you experiencing a depth of misery only usually found in Russian literature

[maddie @okaymaddiee]

disappeared for years for a hair transplant and dance lessons

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven't met a cody in years. where did they go

[rachel @rachelmillman]

I love bringing my boyfriend to my hometown and saying stuff like “this is the gas station where I bought my prom dress” with a straight face

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

i think it’s so beautiful that, for me, the cvs drive thru takes 45 seconds, and yet, for everyone in front of me, many minutes