sam manson

(she/her) i'm not a witch, cursing you right before you experience pain is a coincidence

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@wesweston8 @realphantomyeet everything is cake.

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@AstronerdDanny @DashtheField oh he had enough punch, it was just spiked punch.

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@PhantomPaulina a butter sculpture... in summer?

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@wesweston8 weston, are you hating on math teachers cause you're bad at math? cause in that case you forgot "English teachers don't deserve rights."

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@AstronerdDanny Friday, March 29th

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@AstronerdDanny @PhantomPaulina nah he's just fam.

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@realphantomyeet phantom while alive, probably: i can't live with pictures where i blink!
the universe: then die.

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@PhantomPaulina you need some help learning how to be a decent person, i guess.

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@PhantomPaulina at least you're aware.

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@realphantomyeet wow, good save.

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@realphantomyeet pretty sure there is. google it???

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@PhantomEllie ellie: i believe i can fly
everyone else:

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me, looking at my life: road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does.

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@realphantomyeet @kwan_tumphysics ...smooth.

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@AstronerdDanny welcome to the club.

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@PhantomPaulina i'd drown in a puddle of you, but you're too shallow.

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@DashtheField @realphantomyeet or we could all...

...phuck off and leave him in peace?

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@AstronerdDanny dead. defying the rules by being gay, too.

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@thevaleriegray i like how no even questions this.

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@realphantomyeet anything that's not johnny.