Sam Farrar-Marchetti

Sugar, Honey, Ice and Tea

[Sam Farrar-Marchetti @sam_marchetti]

@Dan1el1892 @geordiejosh Don’t even follow him lad

[Sam Farrar-Marchetti @sam_marchetti]

@_C_1_9 @MattKasa90 Rather have a team of overachievers underachievers, Carl? You’re Stuck with the latter regardless anyway, lad

[Sam Farrar-Marchetti @sam_marchetti]

Objectively funny

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Bro doesn't even want to be here. 💀

[Sam Farrar-Marchetti @sam_marchetti]

@kunoglessi Geordies and their fucking persecution complex

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Argentina in the World Cup knockouts

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[Sam Farrar-Marchetti @sam_marchetti]

@geordiejosh meltdown is glorious

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This has been a Tuchel tactical masterclass. Take us home, Thomas! 👊👊👊👊

[Sam Farrar-Marchetti @sam_marchetti]

@medievalgore @_Shelby689_ @Dexerto Hear that a lot do you?

[Sam Farrar-Marchetti @sam_marchetti]

@ScottMuz @NUFC_HQ Quiet summer for you lot, then

[Sam Farrar-Marchetti @sam_marchetti]

Cheer up Reg Le Bris,
Oh what can it mean, to a
Sun’lun supporter to be
Europa League

[Charlie @_lufccharlie]

Being a Sunderland fan over to past year must be one of the funniest experiences for a fanbase ever 😭. Finishing in Europe and beating your rivals twice while watching them implode and finish below you 😭

[Cal @Caltermole]

Can you imagine how humiliating it would be for you as a club if your captain stepped up to take a crucial penalty in a world cup and bottled it? I can't personally as it's so unfathomable!

[𝕏erias @xerias_x]

Only one man can save US Soccer now…

[Joe @Chebs4377]

Can’t believe this chant won’t be blasting around SJP again. Gutted. It’s one of the greats.

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

💙 Welcome to Rangers, Dan!

[Sam Farrar-Marchetti @sam_marchetti]

@MackemDonny It’s a poor translation, he meant it as “he will be moving on with the Swiss national team” like he’s going to keep going/moving with the team

[Sam Farrar-Marchetti @sam_marchetti]

They are so stupid, so so so so stupid

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Every new name in this tweet made me gasp slightly louder