Sam Matthews

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

They might find something new on the moon now they’ve sent a woman up to look.

[Sean @seanHPN]

April fools lasts for like 48 fucking hours for Australians in this cursed modern age

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

hannah baker weak af im on my 5356th reason still holding on

[⌐╦ᡁ─ 𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖞𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 ⌖ @angelemissary_]

you want me to use email? like jeffrey epstein?

[Raves 🖤💛❤️ @RavenZech2]

There are people out there, who vote, who genuinely think that women are just out there getting abortions at 40weeks & that there are doctors & nurses who are agreeing to do the procedure. We have MAGA level stupid just roaming the streets of Australia. Scary stuff.

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

job applications are dumb. "what’s your desired salary" a billion dollars next question

[egó oyibò @diced_gold]

I hate being mischaracterized by someone close to me like damn you really don't know me at all.

[limz @limizms]

Let me regulate my nervous system and i’ll get back to u

[vivi @livswritten]

yall are sooo boring trying to apply real life to tv it’s almost like it’s fictional “why is he stuck on the same girl after four years” for my entertainment!!!

[໊ @sonohoor]

i absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. the excitement of finally laying down? unmatched

[໊ @sonohoor]

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great i’m ugly too

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

pope francis dying on easter is lowkey crazy like do we wait three days to double check or

[💜🧚��� @moon_prncss]

you’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time

[Gabbie @sindelchan]

my biggest pet peeve is when people over-promise and then under-deliver, because you could’ve just shut up

[temple runner @misscalcula]

picking at your skin is OK if you feel like this time it will really truly make it smooth

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.