Sam Mazer

10x IM. 3xKQ. 2:57 26.2. Expert destroyer of post race pizza & obsessed chihuahua momma.

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

@JWLevitt Can confirm that Alfie is a GREAT snuggler.

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

When you’re struggling with mental health and someone tells you that you should just be grateful 🙄🙄🙄

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

@JWLevitt

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

@JWLevitt …an autobiography by Sam Mazer.

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

@JWLevitt No more queuing. That ended yesterday but it was a four day thing before the funeral today. I can tell you all about the app that updated people on the wait time (up to 30hrs at one point) and bathroom and food logistics if you want. Talk about needing to have stamina! 🤯

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

@JWLevitt @philgaimon There better have been cookies involved.

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

Erik may or may not have gotten a video of me “rapping” the whole this as well 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jonathan Levitt @JWLevitt]

Pleased to report I still know every word to Lose Yourself 😂

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

@JWLevitt @TitoG66797362 @iamtedking @JWLevitt we literally have an unspoken rule about not going south of WPB (unless absolutely necessary) because we feel like we’re going to die every time.

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

@TitoG66797362 @iamtedking Tito are you on drugs? Especially RE the Miami part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

@JWLevitt @iamtedking @iamtedking gravel or road?…because we have intel on both. Laura knows me from Seattle so have her reach out if you want me to link you to my BF. He can give you deets/routes.

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

Second time flying through @IntlAirportCLT in the last month and ALL the pet relief areas are BEYOND HORRIFIC. PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. I’m appalled and so is my dog.

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

@WineAboutLaw @sydneygilison find out if anyone has barbri outlines on the subject. I found those to make more sense on putting all the pieces together in a coherent order on a subject compared to jumping around in class.

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

@JWLevitt @ForTheLRPod Emma Bates

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Setting very firm boundaries when you don’t see change in people’s behaviors is okay…even if it’s with family.

[said to myself on repeat daily going into the dreaded holiday season]

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

My BF never knew IG and FB were down because he’s hasn’t taken his post work poop yet.

[Meanwhile in Canada @MeanwhileinCana]

Facebook and Instagram are down.
Tech support:

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

@JWLevitt So many good tweets to share to IG stories…but we can’t 😭

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

@FueledbyLOLZ My BF won't know unless its still down while he takes his after work poop at 6pm on the dot.

[Sam Mazer @sam_mazer]

@FueledbyLOLZ Here’s a pic of my dog in response to your dog tweets…because dogs.