Sam Meyers

she/her @theunfitpod 🎙

[Sam Meyers @sam_meyers]

The CDC recommends you feed me every 3 hours if we’re hanging out

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

chris pine disassociating at a press conference, florence pugh showing up 15 mins late with an aperol spritz, tom cruise clinging to a plane and saying "see you at the movies!", brendan fraser getting a six minute ovation...maybe cinema really is back

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

They saying drake making oontz oontz music??????

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Hey guys I’m so thrilled to announce that I’ll no longer be thinking! This has been a lifelong goal, and I’m so grateful to everyone who helped get me here

[Sam Meyers @sam_meyers]

It's giving Riff Off

[Sam Meyers @sam_meyers]

@tradennftcrypto @StepnVegas @2TheOtherDude Yes I do king

[Sam Meyers @sam_meyers]

One thing about the cruciferous blend from Trader Joe’s is that it sounds like a spell in Harry Potter

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

there is no doubt in my mind Pete Davidson has his own set of fairly odd parents

[Sam Meyers @sam_meyers]

@tim00545835 Just dm'd you 😎

[Sam Meyers @sam_meyers]

If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that we hate falling back and springing forward 🤣🤣#SunshineProtectionAct

[Sam Meyers @sam_meyers]

It isn’t a super bowl without the Scientology ad 🤝

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

girls will be like, “i love a man with style” and it will be avoidant attachment style

[Sam Meyers @sam_meyers]

@ayedocc What

[Sam Meyers @sam_meyers]

Bumble really said “you WILL date a short king” with the latest update lmao ❤️👑

[Andrew Eidelberg @AEidelberg]

Did y’all know that Genovia had a 100% vaccination rate? The U.S. could never

[Unfit @theunfitpod]

NEW EPISODE diving back into financial fitness with @sahirenys 💖💸 https://t.co/e6f5fpvmxq #UnfitFriday

[Sam Meyers @sam_meyers]

Why am I low key obsessed with #12dateshbomax

[Sam Meyers @sam_meyers]

THANK YOU

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I’m sorry not enough people have made fun of men for wearing those stupid little rolled up beanies that don’t even cover their ears like u look like u just don’t understand how to wear a hat

[Sam Meyers @sam_meyers]

I would like to wish my @WICB people participating in the #Cortaca Mic this year good luck—if it’s even happening tonight 🏈💙