Sam

[Sam @sam_mild]

I wonder what it’s like to be mentally stable

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place.

[liyah @hm_liyah]

i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i’m curious

[Debbie Mia @ Likely a Nap @TheDebbieMia]

They found the cause of SIDS
THEY FOUND THE CAUSE OF SIDS

Excuse me while I cry for all the parents, including lead researcher Dr Carmel Harrington, who lived with guilt. And cry happy tears for parents in the future who will have access to screening and prevention. 😭

[Sam @sam_mild]

What does camp mean

[Sam @sam_mild]

HUH

[Samurai Chi @chiNOTshy]

Just sold a 2015 Audi to a 26 year old whose main concerns were paying 0 down and having something “better than a nissan.”

Monthly $835 and she’s hype. APR 28% and she didn’t even ask 🥴

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Вы согласны на этот бой? @KremlinRussia_E

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hereby challenge
Владимир Путин
to single combat

Stakes are Україна

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Elon Musk ratio’d the president 😂

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

i’m johnny knoxville and this is tapering off my meds without the guidance of a medical professional

[Sam @sam_mild]

I still don’t believe we went to the moon

[prance @bocxtop]

getting a passive aggressive email at work is so funny, no way u want to fight me over an excel file

[Sam @sam_mild]

@localIystupid @muleius_caesar

[zette @zettercakes]

rapid test? you mean these guys?

[nw@l @nastywomanatlaw]

the feeling of forwarding an email you have been accused of not sending is probably the same as winning a duel

[sonic flavoured juul pod @izzyyp23]

put him on euphoria

[julia hava @binchcity]

Joe Biden: I have hidden five rapid tests in chocolate bars across the country. The winners will receive a full tour of my factory as well as a lifetime supply of chocolate