HowManyWordsClemFandango?

Spinner, dyer, glitter magnet.
Amateur Fuckologist.

[HowManyWordsClemFandango? @Sam_MiniC]

"Show me what that mouth do?"

*takes a deep breath*

I am the very model of a modern major general
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From marathon to Waterloo in order categorical...

[HowManyWordsClemFandango? @Sam_MiniC]

@ln0217 Me negotiating the Monopoly situation of '08

[HowManyWordsClemFandango? @Sam_MiniC]

@ReviewingRemy I'm fairly sure this is the entire textbook of adulthood 😂 Big happy Christmas to you and the lovely fam btw

[HowManyWordsClemFandango? @Sam_MiniC]

@thehedrick And to you Mike! Thank you

[HowManyWordsClemFandango? @Sam_MiniC]

If the people you love don't ruin Christmas for you, is it even really Christmas?

[HowManyWordsClemFandango? @Sam_MiniC]

@ReviewingRemy Seems like you've got Christmas all figured out tbh!

[HowManyWordsClemFandango? @Sam_MiniC]

@ReviewingRemy Absolute boss move

[Gal Gateaux @tea_n_cake89]

Hoping quite a few of you are visited by 3 spirits tonight and become less wankery by tomorrow!

Merry Christmas!

[Human Baby Children Owner! @ReviewingRemy]

First ever year where I ate the whisky and mince pie we left out for Santa. I've never felt like more of a fraud!

[Mr Horse @ln0217]

Karen marching into The Church of Nativity: I'd like to speak to your manger!

[Mr Horse @ln0217]

Bought some alphabet soup and if you think AC screws your messages up, you should see this shit

[Isle of Rùm @isleofrum]

whilst we're talking about positive community projects. This is our new cabin being built on the campsite by the Crosscut Coop, an all women building, carpentry and woodworking collective based in Scotland.
https://t.co/UZOsZZvlNo
#isleofrum #communityempowerment
#womanpower

[Matt Farr @philosofarr]

Overheard a university student say “Arctic Monkeys were my dad’s favourite band when I was little.” The passage of time is relentless, unfathomable, cruel, and unforgiving.

[HowManyWordsClemFandango? @Sam_MiniC]

@kingbadger 😂😂😂 could be, I've no idea!

[HowManyWordsClemFandango? @Sam_MiniC]

Dude on tiktok said something about the 'red room, you know what I'm talking about' & I was very confident I did.

Except I was thinking about the Redrum murder room from The Shining and I actually still don't know what he was talking about.

[HowManyWordsClemFandango? @Sam_MiniC]

@thehedrick Delightful!

[HowManyWordsClemFandango? @Sam_MiniC]

@ln0217 There's a lot of red, I thought 'bit weird but takes all sorts', I didn't even question it

[Mr Horse @ln0217]

I was dishonorably discharged from Old Navy