Samantha

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[Samantha @sam_muffles]

who needs a heart when a heart can be broken

[KD @kds5140]

Zach Bryan diehards make it hard to enjoy his music. I am certain that he could put out an album of him burping nursery rhymes & they'd call it a masterpiece & insult anyone who thinks differently. It is odd lol

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

It’s a sad fucking day to be a woman

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

@colbyruzicka you ain’t wrong

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

@SteppJessalin CONGRATS BABE!!

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

My nana talking me up to her friends about all my accomplishments is the sweetest thing

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

@colbyruzicka this is big facts. someone took my coffee at dunkin & it took $60 to fill my gas tank🥲

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

today already SUCKS

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

can’t trust a soul bc y’all are snakes

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

@SteppJessalin i’m already fully vaxxd so i’m ahead of the game 😎

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

everyone getting vaxxed for nash & koe🤩

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

bruh i just wanna see koe with my friends

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

Jimmy G could get it though..

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

just me & my weighted blankie against the world

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

everyone is saying yes to the dress & im over here saying yes to another beer

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

it’s about time you saw more than half the truth

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

Today and everyday.

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

fuck you & all the promises you made but never kept

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

idk i just can’t get over how men can act like such undeserving pieces of shit…oops

[Samantha @sam_muffles]

never in my 24 years did i think i would slow dance in the middle of the pub….rip