Sam Muras

[Sam Muras @sam_muras]

@drybonesmuse We’re killing you with a gun tomorrow

[Spencer Nusbaum @spencernusbaum_]

Tough night for the Nats Park kiss cam, which lands on two women who yell out "that's my dad" and another who mouthed "that's my brother"

[Jake Walker @jake_doubleyoo]

I read the entirety of The Stand wondering when this shit was gonna happen

[Sam Muras @sam_muras]

Listening to The Background by Third Eye Blind in the DC streetcar they’re retiring at the end of the month and feeling emotional

[Sam Muras @sam_muras]

@drybonesmuse Like a frog to a pond

[Solid Gravity @SolidGrav]

@postingcontent In The Mood For Whatever

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Aston Villa (2.21) 0-1 (0.52) Brentford

[Sam Muras @sam_muras]

@drybonesmuse @pinatafan You can’t be talking like that white baby

[mvp @drybonesmuse]

Beyond a shadow, original

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

Movies are a series of photographs moving so fast our brain thinks it is "movieng" By definition, enjoying any movie at all makes you an idiot.

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

My new original song “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream” is available on Spotify. Check it out.

[Brentford FC @BrentfordFC]

🚀 Kayode's throw
👤 Ajer's flick
🎯 @DangoOuattara on the finish

Our opener tonight 🙌

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Women today will listen to Built to Spill but not like it when you Split the Bill

[Sam Muras @sam_muras]

Dude, great party. Quick question—how’d you get the champagne to taste like elderberry wine?

[amir @blumenfeld]

I hope Hollywood sees the success of The Naked Gun and starts investing more money into remakes!

[mvp @drybonesmuse]

northeast emo bands be like “I saw traffic”

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

White people be like I’m seeing Wilco with my parents tonight

[Liam @liminaluncle]

(grinning weirdly) I drive as you when I play the car game

[Mike Puzzanghera @mpuzzanghera]

Called the #1 play on SportsCenter yesterday, what’s good with you?