Samantha Walters

loving this life ❤️ I'm the luckiest

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

Marco's Pizza is really good if you're willing to call every store in town until you find one who actually wants your business.

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

@JoeBiden If only Trump could predict the future like y'all

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

@JoeBiden Use specifics, Joe. We aren't as intelligent as your writers

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

@zachbraff Really looking forward to Biden's sad excuse for debate...

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

New drinking game: take a shot every time Biden sniffs Harris. We gon' get turnt this election season!

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

Men: so entitled they get extra appliances made specifically for them to pee into

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

@realDonaldTrump @Jim_Jordan Imagine asking to defund police departments and then being mad when martial law gets enacted...

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

I choose Pandora for the variety but somehow every one of my stations ends up playing its own handful of songs on repeat. Time for another music platform I guess.

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

If we really want to talk about rapists...

[Malik Obama @ObamaMalik]

OMG! WTH! Can you imagine ⁦@JoeBiden⁩ being @POTUS? He can’t answer a simple question or make a simple statement even with the help of the idiots at ⁦@TheView⁩!Did u catch some of their faces.They can’t believe it either #JoesNotSorry #WalkAway https://t.co/rWZmViMSWe

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

@matthew_nellis @fuck_the_cops15 @rjb1818 @BuckSexton Bruh what you smoking, I want some

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

I wish my coffee could stay warm and cozy in my mug forever. I know there are cups that insulate and blah blah but just let me feel my feelings, k?

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

Real adulting happens when you unexpectedly replace all 3 mattresses in the house within a 2-week span and you’re still financially afloat 🤞🙌 #blessed #thankful

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

Holy shhh—- my kids got up EARLY, ON THEIR OWN, got themselves dressed and ready to leave for school ON TIME, hubby drove them and I got to sleep in. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

@toby_gentleman Can we talk about how he’s standing on the wall 😂

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

@_sabina_grace_ The important question to ask is, how gay is gay enough?

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

@SeanLowe09 Rookie mistake

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

@dog_rates Omgggg 😍😭😭

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

@MelKipersHairDo @juanval2012 @CharlizeAfrica using your (rather few) likes to validate your ego and justify your point (which was?). Says. all I need to know.

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

@MichelleE_xoxo And you’re sure it wasn’t?

[Samantha Walters @sam_nicoleee]

Is that dandruff or my sunburn from last week? Jk, you know it’s totally both 🤣