sam i am green eggs & ham

[sam i am green eggs & ham @sam_ottaway]

i pray i find someone who wants to do right by me

[sam i am green eggs & ham @sam_ottaway]

im fuggin tired of this shit grandpa

[sam i am green eggs & ham @sam_ottaway]

it’s gonna be a long hot summer and you’d better stay tf away from me

[: @_dxllz7]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[miia @miiagarro]

i'm such a waste of a baddie bc i don't go anywhere

[sam i am green eggs & ham @sam_ottaway]

one thing about me, if i don’t have to text back…i ain’t gonna

[sam i am green eggs & ham @sam_ottaway]

nothing turns me into Jack Sparrow faster, “NOBODY MOVE”

[Zion @zionszzn]

I hate a 4 way stop cus everybody stupid

[Ali @marshmarigold]

Breaking no contact to gossip

[kat @yslnadi]

life is hard but at least I don't have a baby with my ex

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[sam i am green eggs & ham @sam_ottaway]

clingy is to me, the same as putting pressure on horses. makes me wanna get away.

[miia @miiagarro]

when the topic of having the worst ex comes and everybody looks at me

[❀ @deallium]

sometimes i just need to sit in the sun about it

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

heavy on "i don't know what you're used to but i’m not one of them"

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[ً @artfuIchaos]

It’s a privilege to experience me. as a friend, lover and everything in between.

[• @yducknow]

How life feels when the day was so busy that you didn’t have time to overthink

[miia @miiagarro]

no i don’t want your man. i’m not even sure why you want your man

[sam i am green eggs & ham @sam_ottaway]

& best of luck at that

[✒️ @Literariium]

— Warsan Shire

[sam i am green eggs & ham @sam_ottaway]

the first woman trainer to win the kentucky derby?? with an upset like that?? heck yeah baby

[sam i am green eggs & ham @sam_ottaway]

people and their eyeballs are bothering me today