Sam Painter

[Lancashire Cricket @lancscricket]

MUST WATCH: The @LancsCCC players sing their very own version of the Yaya/Kolo song in the Edgbaston changing rooms.
https://t.co/7XjzQy80gy

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Sorry to interrupt but I've just lost a first set tie break to my 6'2" teenage son. 2nd set about to begin. The little shit is going down.

[Sam Painter @Sam_Painter]

#BringbackKP

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

(Jordan Spieth looks at leaderboard...) #TheMasters http://t.co/g090qtOJjI

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Tonight on BBC2, some men are nice about Argentina. Tomorrow night, they throw rocks at us.

[Sam Painter @Sam_Painter]

@LauraTunstall1 Merry Christmas Tracy. Always knew you were big headed.

[Sam Painter @Sam_Painter]

Every single year I break my Christmas hat. #panheadprobs

[Dave Tickner @tickerscricket]

"Congratulations, Eoin, you're our new ODI skipper?"
"Can I have KP?"
"Don't push your luck."

[Sam Painter @Sam_Painter]

Are northern rail ever capable of running a train on time? #useless

[Charles Gill @CharlesGill1]

Phil Hughes was a serious player. Tragic news this morning

[Sam Painter @Sam_Painter]

@_PaddyBrown_ Touche.

[Sam Painter @Sam_Painter]

@_PaddyBrown_ @BBCLancashire Newcastle? Crewe? Scunthorpe?

[Sam Painter @Sam_Painter]

@reeceyd40man Sick of having this argument Davies. La Liga atm is the better league, deal with it.

[Sam Painter @Sam_Painter]

@reeceyd40man You should have seen the save he made from Bale, top drawer stuff.

[Sam Painter @Sam_Painter]

@reeceyd40man @FootballVines Keeper had a good game, made this mistake but it doesn't make him a bad goal keeper.

[Sam Painter @Sam_Painter]

@Andy9Holmes Standard Mourinho tactics then? The man could win serious £££ if he bet on his matches scorelines, controls the game #genius

[Sam Painter @Sam_Painter]

@Andy9Holmes Go for a similar scoreline tomorrow but this time for the away team. Can't see Chelsea losing to United.

[Sam Painter @Sam_Painter]

@Andy9Holmes £45. Didn't put a lot on.

[Sam Painter @Sam_Painter]

@Andy9Holmes winning money is fantastic, but seeing Barcelona lose is priceless.

[Sam Painter @Sam_Painter]

Anyone else put money on 3-1? No? Just me then.