Sammy Pape

likes to lift heavy, awkward things for some reason

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

I told my roommate not to sleep in my bed and I came home to find him there. Just watch and listen😂

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

Bulking for strength sports is really weird. I’ve found myself asking other people if they want to go get “Meal 4” with me🤦🏻‍♂️

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

I have an iPhone because If the government is watching us, I at least wanna look decent through my front camera

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

Y’all are talking about spooky season. This whole year’s been spooky season. Idk wtf is coming next

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

Does anyone else’s handwriting change depending on what kind of pencil they’re using or is it just me?

[City of Ames @cityofames]

Starting to energize some residential customers. It will go slowly - we don’t want to overextend.

So far. So good.

We have all crews out, and we are working hard. Thanks for the support. We truly appreciate it! 🔌😃🔌

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

Just a thought...
A month is the only unit of time that isn’t standard. It can be 28-31 days, but a second, minute, hour, day and year (for the most part) are constant

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

I like when people are like “tattoos are going to look so bad when you get old”
I don’t plan on looking good when I get old anyways, so let’s spice it up while I’m young

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

Me: “what was your fortune”

Henry: “idk something about prosperity”

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

My favorite spice level is 1 tear/minute

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

Dear @Apple

Please stop offloading my @McDonalds app, I need my McGriddle deals. Thanks

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

Honestly, fuck me up with some fresh cut pineapple😩

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

Phone, wallet, keys, bouncy ball✅

😂😂 @MaddieBagby

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

Damn life really won’t ever be the same

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

Going into a full week without sleep 🥳

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

I had a dream last night and the whole thing was legit my own fixer upper episode. I need to stop watching so much HGTV

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

@LaurollinPaperz It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Stick to it and stay dedicated!!

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

What an awesome time to have a new goal. Nothing but laser focus and have never been so motivated, here we go

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

People that say “could of” instead of “could’ve”😬🤫

[Sammy Pape @sam_pape]

@VantaSovl @CyndurV @THEQuoteDoll @avengellie @Thatonebitch666 @savyleighb @alisonnstevens @drenchlord @tinderdistrict @miasundia @Soniii_1 @PokysVeryOwnV2 @rachaelalvarez_ @jujuondatbeaat @JasonABowman Dog, that’s Barack Obama in his avi...