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Liz Truss suggests “underground transgender mafia” may be responsible for Italian chocolate heist that saw over 12 tonnes of KitKats stolen.
Global warming?!?
Just over a week to go until Easter and we need to get our big coats back out!
I wouldn’t mind a bit more global warming to be honest, right now.
First Bus in Leeds are a massive joke. Just cancel buses with no info, terminate services early, run silly time tables like we’re in a rural village. The Leeds public transport situation is already shit, why wouldn’t they try and run a decent service? Grr.
This feels risky. Given how bad the reaction to not-winning a golden apple was, I don’t think I want to get involved with awarding points for their cooking.
But Dionysus. Obviously.