Sam Ram

[iamsagitarian.. @iamsagitarian1]

The sheet comes off, and history is made. The new era of Brutal BMW Alpina is officially here. ✨"

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I saw someone say "God covered me in a season when I wasn't even talking to him" and bruhhhh.

[Sam Ram @sam_ram96]

That place in Miami 😔

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

when i spend my money trying something new on the menu & it tastes bad

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Receiving a gift from someone based off of details they've learned about you from just listening, is top tier.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I can't wait to hear "can i see your passport and boarding pass"

[autist @litteralyme0]

This economy is so bad you'll be sitting here thinking you're terrible with money but all you did was buy food

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

It should come NATURALLY for a man to want to have fun with you, take you out, feed you, do nice things for you, and compliment you.
You should never have to teach someone to do that.

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

The video of Paris Hilton’s bodyguard at Coachella constantly following her around is the best metaphor I’ve ever seen for my anxiety that never leaves me alone not even when I’m out there hopping around on the grass dressed like some kind of fairy nymph

[Kosha @imkosha]

They say it takes 21-45 days to form a habit. I've been working in corporate for 8 years and it only takes 1 weekend for me to forget what I do for work.

[rave* @rareblurs]

me falling back after i peep some shit

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Company: "We're like a family here"

Me after finding a family that pays double

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time

[babygirl @hoemie_]

nosy as i am, i dont care to know too much about a partner's past. my only non negotiable is that i never want to be in a room where i know less about a situation than anyone else there

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When i'm being nice to someone then realise they will think i'm flirting

[• @yducknow]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

[Legally Blonde✨ @NthiaNadia]

Getting end-year fatigue in March is just nasty.😔

[UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨 @dontasktolink]

I have a homegirl that really lives on “what is he doing for you” mentality. And I keep trying to explain to her that I was raised on love and not survival. I can like a person for romantic gestures idgaf if he ain’t buy me Chanel yet wtf

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

I will pay for my convenience.. I don’t like stress😭