sraposo

at least pretend to laugh at my jokes

[chad @badboychadhoy]

“she has cellulite”

ok and? I don’t care about her service provider I care about her fat ass

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

Stay disciplined Be patient!

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Science: hey so your gut microbiome is actually way more important than we ever anticipated, and may be a huge factor in mental health

Me: so how can we fix it to make us feel better?

Science: that's my time thanks so much for coming

[James @CaucasianJames]

i wish i was a bird so bad man. like imagine flying south with ur boys and being like “yo watch me shit on this toyota corolla real quick” it just seems like such a vibe

[Louis Riddick @LRiddickESPN]

There is no reason not to retweet this. She is 13 years old! Do something to help!

[👑 @_rockim]

Don’t stop retweeting! This man is set to be MURDERED in 19 DAYS, for a crime he DID NOT commit.

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

everyone was so mean to edward scissorhands for no reason he was just vibin

[lil uzi hurt @LameAsChris]

bro can u please stop posting pics of a blunt on ur ig story & start working on your part of the Power Point

[suli @_subayda]

oh that’s ur man? so why’d he just let me merge first onto the 401

[lil level up 🕸️🕯️ @levelupdub]

Sleep paralysis but it’s Kylie Jenner singing rise and shine