sam ‍‌‌‌‌‍‍‍‍‍

stop looking for your soulmate & start looking for your soul, mate

[نور @jnnbi]

I’ve actually copied this girl tutorials once and got sm compliments on my hair 😭😭😭😭

[🎮L🍉 @20xpadding]

We don't need data centers.

We need more flowers.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love the intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging contact details.

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of 2 beers and 3 cigarettes?

[fenlon @1fenlon]

does my cat know that kissing her head is a nice thing or does she think im trying to eat her

[Abby baby 🦋 @_babygirlabby]

Healthy breakups are so weird because wdym this is our last conversation ever??

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Firefighters will always be superior because unlike police they actually care about saving lives no matter how big or small.

[` @schiz04renic]

Girl to girl: may you never cross paths with another lustful narcissistic lying manipulative loser

[貧乳 @deskdeskdeskde]

friend explained his scale for rating movies

[د @cuunhas]

you think you’ve seen her best look and she still outdoes herself every time it’s sooooo insane

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

Replace every single data center with true IMAX theaters.

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Is there a way to uncrush on someone?
because I have a life to live

[kage @sukikage_]

closer to lung cancer than a stable relationship

[Braindead Bird App @tragicbirdapp]

this made me emotional

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

u start liking a man now u pissed at 7am sharp

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

It should come NATURALLY for a man to want to have fun with you, take you out , feed you and do nice things for you. You should never have to teach someone to do that.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing I’m fucking is tired and depressed.

[mika @mikasagrada]

como é digitar seu e-mail e senha usando o controle remoto