Rietta in Brookyln

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[Rietta in Brookyln @sam_rietta]

All of my friends changed their names on twitter and I’ve lost track of who’s who. Half the shit on my feed is because “Nancy Pelosi’s left nut” has liked a tweet.

[MartinTalkCowboys @DAK_4_MVP]

GOD DID

[Rietta in Brookyln @sam_rietta]

Are you fucking kidding me right now

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

happy b-day, Luke 🎈

#DallasCowboys | @Invisalign

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Watching society become too cooked to even watch a tv show episode

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

bruh

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

Solid community note

[noah @noahsznn]

All 31 other fanbases: “Our GM has openly addressed the teams issues and knows we have to bring some players back, they’ll get it done with zero media drama”

Average Dallas Cowboys offseason:

[Congressman Shri Thanedar @RepShriThanedar]

Rep. Omar: "In Somalia they execute pedophiles"

MAGA: "She's calling for them to execute President Trump!"

[cookiebot🌹 @cookiebotmonstr]

Ring camera: We can help you find your dog!

[Zac @Zac_LeeDM]

Everyone on X: “Damn, JJ McCarthy looks good tonight, he might be figuring it out”

Me: *Someone that has watched 15 weeks of this Cowboys defense*

[SleeperCowboys @SleeperCowboys]

Every QB when they play the Cowboys:

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Everyone at school or work this morning waiting for the Eagles fan to walk in

[Rietta in Brookyln @sam_rietta]

@demcowboysfan Brandon Aubrey

[Caleb Downs Fan @demcowboysfan]

Let's try this again

Dallas wins in Denver on Sunday and I'll giveaway a Cowboys jersey to someone

To enter:

1.) Retweet
2.) Comment who's jersey you'd like
3.) Follow me

[🧈 @ButterAubrey]

I still think about you everyday

[noah @noahsznn]

In 2 days

Dak ball will be back

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

DAK PRESCOTT TO MATT EBERFLUS AND HIS DEFENSE AFTER THE GAME IN THE LOCKER ROOM.

[Connor Livesay @ConnorNFLDraft]

The Dallas Cowboys are bad at football.