sam

she/her

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

[sam @sam_roane]

@thatguysnevets Ooooooof

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Taylor Swift: while I bathe in cliffside pools with my calamitous love and insurmountable grief

Also Taylor Swift: shake it off 🤪

[LIZZO @lizzo]

I’ve never heard a person say why they’re racist…

Or fatphobic..

I’ve never heard a reason why someone is transphobic..

I think if we knew ‘why’ these people felt this way there would way less support for these ideals.

Because the ‘why’ is more insidious than we realize.

[showgirl ally ❤️‍🔥 @allyy_kayy]

death by 2000+ cuts

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

Queue? Paused
Line? 2000+
Morale? Low
Stomach? Ache
Eras? Tour

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m absolutely terrified that this is where we are - that after so many decades of people fighting for women’s rights to their own bodies, today’s decision has stripped us of that.

[sam @sam_roane]

@michaelaamiller You are a powerful force of love in a world that is so full of hate. So grateful to know you ❤️❤️❤️

[Michael Fulwiler @MichaelFulwiler]

4% of therapists are Black.

Black female therapists outnumber Black male therapists 6 to 1.

Representation matters.

[Courtney Weiner @CourtneyWeiner2]

"You kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath" go off @taylorswift13

[GoFundMe @gofundme]

Taylor Swift’s bridges are the strongest part of this nation’s infrastructure.

[Irene ❤️‍🔥 @lillyswiftt13]

all of us next week: #RedTaylorsVersion

[U.S. FDA @FDA]

Today, FDA approved the first COVID-19 vaccine for the prevention of #COVID19 disease in individuals 16 years of age and older. https://t.co/iOqsxXV1fj

[jack attack @_backpackjack_]

University of Dayton: “this is unacceptable, people will be facing disciplinary action. 😡” University of Dayton police: “come pet da horsie! 😁🐴🐎”

[sam @sam_roane]

I’ve never been more embarrassed to be a flyer. Beyond deeply disappointed.

[Barstool Flyers ✈️ @BarstoolFlyers]

We do St. Patrick’s Day better than you, and you.

[HOMO-Sapien 💅🏽 @cultofindica]

well ud........ it was nice being on campus