Hank Scorpio

See you in hell, from heaven.

[Hank Scorpio @sam_robertson]

Gross human alert. A total looser even in his team's great victory. https://t.co/y6OBuqnIrQ

[Hank Scorpio @sam_robertson]

@jasonalantucker IT'S NEVER ABOUT TIME. IT'S LIKE CRACK. MAYBE CRACK WILL FILL THIS HOLE?

[Hank Scorpio @sam_robertson]

I #BeliEVEN nothing.

[Hank Scorpio @sam_robertson]

Really looking forward to the not funny @nbcsnl Ken Bone bit. It's gonna be so mediocre and hardly relevant. Very pumped.

[Hank Scorpio @sam_robertson]

@AllyRoche @kumailn My eyes just rolled back so hard that I can't see. Please, send help. I'm scared that I might be blind.

[Hank Scorpio @sam_robertson]

@erickjpressman where's the douche chills emoji?

[Hank Scorpio @sam_robertson]

@clayton_stevens Strong drink choice. Pairs well rampant apathy and certain doom.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

A lot of people are saying Trump is on coke, which is ridiculous. People on cocaine love to talk about their specific plans for the future.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"I HAVE A MUCH BETTER TEMPERAMENT THAT SHE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!" he bellowed, spraying spittle. #Debates2016

[Hank Scorpio @sam_robertson]

Sky is blue. Water is wet. Casilla blows saves.

[Hank Scorpio @sam_robertson]

It's so tight that @gehrig38 blocked me. What a thin skinned toad man. Didn't he say he would run for president? Beautiful stuff.

[Hank Scorpio @sam_robertson]

People always baffled how out of touch and on the wrong side of history @NFL are. But Trump may be POTUS. Yeah, NFL's popularity checks out.

[Hank Scorpio @sam_robertson]

But did anyone expect @TDESPN to not open his mouth and say something infinitely ignorant and uninformed?

[Hank Scorpio @sam_robertson]

@zacharycepin Just to interject for no real reason. If I used a desk for work I would only stand.

[warriorsworld @warriorsworld]

Live shot of Warriors Fans reacting to KD news

[andre @andre]

David Eugene Chappelle... Start planning the next Player Haters Ball

[warriorsworld @warriorsworld]

Bron cusses out Steph... But when someone did it to him, he told the world & complained? 🤔

[Steve Berman @BASportsGuy]

LeBron knew his season was on the brink so he did all he could to rile up Draymond, then lobbied afterward. Smartest thing he's done vs GSW.

[Emil @quezoncitrus]

If you're still trying to defend Brock Turner, here.

All credit goes to Matt Lang. Too good not to share.

[Hank Scorpio @sam_robertson]

BIRTHDAY MIRAAAAAAAACLE!