Sam Robinson

[S p r i n t e r @SprinterPress]

"How European elites come during the heat to explain to you why your air conditioner is killing the planet."

[Dan @Altgthr]

It’s so hot today that if Michael Barrymore invited me round for a pool party I’d go.

[Martian MMA @UFO_UFC]

Seeing that video of Poirier gives a harsh reminder that despite having a gorgeous wife, healthy kids, an amazing career, millions of dollars and being a beloved legend, he is still clearly battling some severe demons and maybe even addiction. Life ain’t always what it seems.

[Sam Robinson @sam_robinson10]

@SouthamptonFC Is there a reason your website won’t let me purchase a new season ticket? Keeps taking me to alternative seats instead of new season tickets. Thanks.

[Sam Robinson @sam_robinson10]

@Ghostface125364 @AlfieHouseEcho I managed to do it eventually but can’t figure out how I did it when trying to do it again 🤷🏻‍♂️ I used X instead of safari, don’t know if that made a difference.

[Sam Robinson @sam_robinson10]

@AlfieHouseEcho When do these go on sale? I can renew mine but website won’t let me buy my son his first season ticket?

[Sam Robinson @sam_robinson10]

@ChrisPo26500169 Im reading it as on sale to everyone now?

[Sam Robinson @sam_robinson10]

Anyone else having trouble with the website? Trying to buy my son his first season ticket but is only giving me option to renew my current season tickets #SaintsFC

[Khamzat Chimaev @KChimaev]

Those who rejoice at the defeats of others will never see greatness in this sport.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

😤 "Everybody in football cheats!"

🤷‍♂️ "What do Southampton achieve by firing their manager!?"

Simon Jordan explains why #SaintsFC are right to keep Tonda Eckert despite the Spygate scandal! ✅🕵️‍♂️

[Sophie Corcoran @sophielouisecc]

What is the point of having a price cap if they keep on increasing it every few months?

[SaintsExtra @SaintsExtra]

🕵️‍♂️📰 “In many respects, #SaintsFC head coach Tonda Eckert is a product of the footballing environment in which he was raised. There is no evidence that he was once a young staff member hiding in bushes, but spying is not against the rules in German football. In fact, it is tolerated and occasionally praised.

“In 2018, Julian Nagelsmann, now the coach of Germany’s national team, brushed off the discovery of a Werder Bremen analyst spying on his Hoffenheim side. “I’m not really angry at the analyst doing his job,” he said. “It is actually commendable if an employee does everything for their club and even tries to spy on other teams.”

“Open training sessions are held regularly in Germany and although subterfuge is broadly frowned upon, clubs feel implementing rules to prohibit it is not worth the sort of bother that is now engulfing Southampton and the English game.”

[via @TimesSport] https://t.co/kY8qoeLvcX

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Did you manage to get out the Championship this year?

Middlesbrough:

[Just Saints @JustSaints_]

Imagine having to do the journey back to Middlesbrough after losing your clubs biggest game in the last decade, in the last minute, twice in 10 days. 😂

[Just Saints @JustSaints_]

Kim Hellberg this season:

🎁 Automatic promotion gift wrapped for him by Rob Edwards.
📉 2 wins in final 10 matches.
🍼 Finishes 5th.
🦮 Dog walked by Saints in play-off semi.
😭 Cries on TV to get reinstated.
🐯 Mauled by the Tiger in the final.

HellBall. 🔥🔥🔥

[Jonathan Hart @JHart_1993]

Wheeeeey, there is justice in football. #HCAFC #SaintsFC

[Glen de la Cour (leagueoneminus10) @L1minus10]

2 wins out of 14 for Hellberg. The only team in history to fuck up promotion three times in one season. See you next season. #saintsfc

[Emmett Madden @Madden1976]

Bets placed!

[Paul Cox @PaulCoxComedy]

Had Southampton punched a female police officer in the face in front of airport CCTV cameras, instead of spying, they’d still be in the play-off final.