Sam Robinson

he/him

[Sam Robinson @sam_robinson18]

microdosing hell by working outside

[onion person @CantEverDie]

>becomes prime minister
>wins largest majority seen in labour history
>pivots the party hard right, cracks down on palestinian protestors and privacy rights
>completely destroys the labour party
>resigns

what was bro doing any of this for

[Austin Graham (Back from the Dead) @TrainStation92]

My goat brutally beret mogging John Travolta

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Big up this legend. That's how you deal with racists pricks.

[c @c110101101]

Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Finally

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

who up reaping what they sow

[miia @miiagarro]

but your honor you know how i get

[ian @ianisuglyyy]

accidentally put the casino butter directly on the stone

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

passing through the strait of hormuz if anyone needs anything

[꩜ @adorewordss]

another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

"can you lock tf in" babes i have adhd i am locked tf out with the keys inside

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

The American mind couldn't comprehend mooching about Sheffield

[fawn @fawnncel]

her eyes are as green as pickles. her freckles are spread across her face like a perfect sesame seed bun. her cheeks as rosy as tomato. her beautiful mustard hair… ketchup tinted lips… her cheesy smile… and her patties… 😍 she’s my burger

[rune sword @runesword1]

hard day at work today. can’t wait to get home and just aim a loaded crossbow at my door all night in case they come for me

[effortless and soulful pimp @funko_wop]

type of shit I been on

[Sam Robinson @sam_robinson18]

@taylahoward13